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Joke of the Day
"What do a guitar and a drum have in common? Neither of them are a clarinet!"
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"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke."
"Q: A word that defines ""a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism."" Sorry, this was ""a riposte""."
"Avoid office small talk by maintaining that facial expression between first sneeze and second sneeze."
"I poured spot remover on my dog Now he's gone"
"Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now."
"I Got Banned From /r/twoxchromosomes I guess I am too male to understand (Y)."
"I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget."
"If Bill O'Reilly and Barbara Walters got married what would they name the baby? Baba O'Reilly"
"The guy who invented predictive text died last night... his funfair is next monkey"