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Joke of the Day

"She needs to slow her roll. Only been with my girlfriend for two months and she wants to meet my parents. She needs to chill, i waited nine months before meeting them myself."

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"I hate it when I'm on twitter & there isn't a car behind me to honk when the light is green."