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Joke of the Day

"Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"

"Knock knock..... Who's there? Interrupting terrorist. Interrupting terrorist w- Lololololollololololo (Bang)"

"Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to."

"My wife said she's leaving me due to my obsession with breakfast cereals. I replied cheerios then."

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, ""It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."""

"Never hide regular cocaine in your butt Charges will get elevated to possession of crack cocaine"

"So a magician walks in to a bar And says to the bartender ""Why so many fucking reposts?"""

"Why is Latvian cross road? Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police."

"What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."

"What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you? M'laria."