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Joke of the Day

"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like its on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."

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"To you Star Trek fans: what does the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both search around Uranus for Klingons"
"What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts? Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck."
"What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town? A solar panel."
"What do you call a water on a baby deer? fondue"
"What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common? They both have a hated governor."
"Sorry I handed you a broom when you asked for a ride."
"What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol? Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway"
"What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? I am your father."
"Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up."
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