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Joke of the Day
"I tried to grab some fog on the way to work But I mist."
Next Joke
"Hubs: "" Few glasses of wine tonight hun""? Me: "" Yeah, I had a glass of red"" Hubs : "" Just one eh"" Me: "" Well I use the same glass"""
"What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby."
"What's the only animal with a cunt on its back? A police horse."
"Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold? Because he's Autistic."
"The economy is so bad I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank."
"A math joke I'll tell you in a 1/cos"
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."
"I was kicked out for trying to have sex with a girl with down syndrome I wanted to lose my virginity to someone special."
"A man died after following the World Health Organisation's advice: ""Eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day."" He ate 3 watermelons and two pumpkins."