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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
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"No, please don't feel like you need to use your turn signal. I understand how difficult it can be to slightly move one finger."
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asks her ""why the long face?"" !"
"Girl are you a tube of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls because I want to bang you on the counter"
"""So let's name the turtles after the most influential artists and their sensei we'll name after this lil piece of wood stuck in my foot"""
"Sometimes I think I should try to be a better person, but then I remember I'm good-looking, so I'm, like, nah."
"If you are skydiving and your parachute doesn't open, don't worry You've got the rest of your life to fix it."
"Why are there so many grammar Nazis on the internet? Because English majors have no jobs."
"What does a panda say when it's out of food? Chute"