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Joke of the Day
"What noise does a nut make when it has a cold? ... CASHEWW!"
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"If you were arrested for masturbating on a plane... ....they would have to charge you with hi-jacking"
"Dear Cool People, they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Love, Nerds."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey look everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker is in the house!"""
"#1 Joke Voted by Australia My life"
"You can tell a movie is going to be funny if one is the characters is shrugging in the poster. Because shrugging people will do anything!"
"Did you know there is a species of deer that can jump higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house cannot jump."
"Did you hear about the baker who became a fisherman? He's reeling in the dough!"
"[first date] Her: I like a guy who gets a little nasty Me: [puts hand sanitizer away] I used a gas station bathroom once"