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Joke of the Day

"What noise does a nut make when it has a cold? ... CASHEWW!"

"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"

"I have this great joke about the Jonestown massacre but it's difficult to tell The punch line is sooo long. Edit:typo"

"What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books? An author-dontist Wahey!"

"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!"

"Did you hear about that look alike contest in china? Everybody won"

"Stupid millennials. Always on their phones. Always doing chatsnaps. Always being born into a world where ownership determines everything."

"What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches? Extra virgin oil"

"Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently it's called kidnapping"

"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit? ""It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"""