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Joke of the Day

"when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title ""you are toilet man fight turtle monster"""

"Went to our annual work party last night... They played 'The Twist' so I twisted. They played 'Jump' so I jumped. Then they played 'Come on Eileen'...I was asked to leave shortly after that."

"What do you call something brown and sticky? A stick. I'll see myself out."

"Why is it once you go black you never go back? Because no one will take you back"

"Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year. From all of us, thank you x"

"Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with ""daaaaad I have to peeeeee"""

"Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station Detectives have nothing to go on."

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? The only thing left was de-brie"

"Waiter there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !"

"Dead memes are like dead babies They never get old."