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Joke of the Day

"Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail"

"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."

"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"

"*glamorously folds laundry *seductively wipes off countertops *slowly bends over to pick up toys *sexily trips over the cat..."

"What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!"

"Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names."

"I want to to to tell you a pun. That's two to too to."

"Two Shitty Jokes What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."

"What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious? Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target"

"Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it."