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Joke of the Day

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water"

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"THEM: You can't go wrong with this recipe. ME: Watch me."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's what you do when you are walking and you come upon a road, you cross it."

"What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book? The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss"

"How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them? They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them."

"Cinderella & Clark Kent would be a fun couple. Any time she took off her shoe or he took off his glasses, it'd be: ""Who the hell are you?!"""

"Why are libraries so strict? Because they have to go by the book."

"Scientists report global context shortage. ""I guess I'll have flan,"" some scientist said, totally out of context."