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Joke of the Day
"Who is Bob Dylan's favourite soccer player? Harry Kane."
Next Joke
"Anyone know any kid-friendly jokes about burgers? Extra points if it can be about a burger monster (don't ask)."
"So I drew a perfect circle today. You could say I finally got around to it."
"What's the difference between Al'qaeda and civilians? Beats me I just fly the drone!"
"Why the big pause................................? Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a dead baby? One makes you feel sick and the other one is free!"
"I wonder if anyone being chased by a bear has ever tried just turning around and saying in a really stern voice ""NO...Bad Bear""?"
"Funny one liner if the purpose of technology is to make our lives easier, then i need a ""voice-based-auto-adjustable-underwear""."
"Have you ever eaten a clock before? It's very time consuming."
"Why don't cops get along with black people? They should at least take a shot at it"