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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa? [2 gals 1 cup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my_20_trip_to_the_local_latin_market_netted_165/)"

"My wife said she had a doctor's appointment at 2:30. I asked her if she was sure it wasn't a dentist's appointment."

"Why are gay men se well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."

"Sure, Aphrodite poses naked in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess. But when I do it, I'm ''drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium'."

"Nitrogen Monoxide Having Nitrogen Monoxide as parents would really suck. Every time you ask them for something, they'd just be like, ""NO""."

"What do you get when you have a great Dane, a Clydesdale, and a Prostitute? A huge dog and pony show"

"If the world's fate ever hangs on my mom opening a picture mail on her phone in under ten minutes, we are all doomed."

"so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him."

"What is the difference between a joke and sex? A forced joke can still be somewhat humerous."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"