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Joke of the Day

"Face down, Ass up. That's how I like to tie my shoes."

"Another night, another chance to put a flaming skeleton outside a little girl's window and then hide it when she tries to show her parents."

"Did you hear the one about the lazy redditor?"

"Draw me like one of your French Fries."

"I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online. Her name is Svetlana."

"Why are Americans so bad at chess? They already lost two towers."

"Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow"

"Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!"

"So Charles Manson is getting married... Yeah, I thought life imprisonment was a big enough punishment already."

"How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers."