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Joke of the Day
"Why are fat people like relationships? Most of them don't work out."
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"What's the technical name for the mental disorder where someone habitually gropes others? Cop-a-Feelia"
"Whats long black and stinky? the unemployment line."
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy :)"
"Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend.."
"I love my wife My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deepthroat blowjob today. ""Really!"" I exclaimed. ""No,"" She said, ""April Foogargagggrraggggle."" That'll teach her to try and be funny..."
"Good thing is that the Irish won't be leaving EU. Although, U2 would probably still sound as good With or Without EU."
"You'd be shocked at how easy it is to walk into a nursing home and draw mustaches on the dementia patents"
"WhatsApp..... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi"
"you can tell im drunk by the number of made-up words i concoctulate"