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Joke of the Day

"CASHIER: [over PA] produce manager to the front pleas- *scuffle noises* ME: IF YOU SELL LETTUCE HEADS WHERE get off me WHERE ARE THE BODIES?"

"When does Eminem leave school? Aftermath"

"How can you tell if someone is from Texas? ...Oh don't worry , they'll tell you"

"Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. Dreas history of abuse against women Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!"

"I worry that if Nike sponsored a Suicide Prevention Day event... ...the words ""Just Do It"" would be everywhere."

"What do you call homosexual Israelites? Fruit Jews"

"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target."

"Ppl who make fun of outfit repeating? I look bomb af so I'm gonna wear this again I'll even wear it to your funeral if you keep talking shit"

"Why has Hillary Clinton ask Santa for a 23 letter alphabet? Because she's sick of F.B.I"