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Joke of the Day

"Ppl who make fun of outfit repeating? I look bomb af so I'm gonna wear this again I'll even wear it to your funeral if you keep talking shit"

"Gay people are such great dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet."

"What's green and eats nuts? Syphillis"

"Did you hear the bad news about the Italian chef? He pasta way."

"Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"Friend: Hey guess what? Me: What? Friend: No, guess! Me: I don't need this friendship that bad."

"It all Title says it all"

"Why don't people like gay soccer players? They score against their own team."

"They told him: your girlfriend is cheating on you.. He wiped away his tears & asked : Which one ?"

"About to go for a run, because shoplifting"