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Joke of the Day
"What do Walruses and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
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"Are u alright? No I'm half left"
"Me: *describing criminal* Well he was kind of *muffled laughter* ""sketchy"". Police Sketch Artist: *sighs heavily* Get out."
"I once visited The Virgin Islands. When I left, they were just called The Islands."
"To bad this upcoming storm isn't called Harry Because: https://imgflip.com/i/gumlv"
"Facebook's ""People you may know"" should be called, ""People you definitely know and have been avoiding""."
"Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in only one move...... a roundhouse kick to the face."
"*im watching a babe on a trampoline when her boob pops out* ""whoah"" *her other boob pops out* ""WHOAH"" *a third boobs pops out* ""WHOOOAAHHHH"""
"Just recorded the baby crying so I can play it back to him while he tries to sleep later to see how he likes it..."
"How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job."