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Joke of the Day
"They made a TV series about 9/11 But it didn't get past the pilot"
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"My therapist asked me, ""How would leaving twitter make you feel?"" I replied by asking him, ""How would switching therapists make you feel?"""
"I get turned on by my Maths teacher... ... because she is the reciprocal of cosC"
"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?"
"What do you call a horny homosexual? Homorectus. Sorry"
"Why did the rope not get any presents? Because he was knotty."
"Still hope to be part of a wordless briefcase exchange someday."
"Dicks are like bullets Small calibers don't penetrate shit, and the exploding ones really fuck you up."
"A neutrino walks into a bar... and it just keeps on going."
"Just because I'm Irish doesn't mean I am always drunk. It means I always want to be."