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Joke of the Day
"They made a TV series about 9/11 But it didn't get past the pilot"
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"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"
"Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand."
"How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !"
"What do you call a British voyeur? A bird-watcher."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop."
"Just made up this joke: So I wrote some fan fiction, it blows."
"*Goes to the store* *Buys donughts, doughnut holes, and glue*"