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Joke of the Day
"I am racist. fuck NASCAR."
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"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts."
"They should rename the SA80 to Bob Marley Because it's always jammin'"
"[last meal on death row] ""Pepper?"" *nods* ""Say when"" *winks to camera*"
"It's funny how dogs can lick their own balls... it's so hard for me to do that, they start barking at me before i get anywhere near them."
"So I'm ordering a coffee... I tell the barista, ""French Roast, two sugars, no cream."" The barista responds, ""I'm sorry sir we're all out of cream, would you like your coffee without any milk instead?"""
"Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant."
"Kanye tryin to get a parrot to talk, says to him: Polly want a cracker? Parrot look at Kanye, say Nigger want a watermelon?"
"Why is Jesus bad at hockey? He always gets nailed to the boards."
"Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!"