27110
Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if your wife is dead The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight by breaking up six years ago."
"New study shows Android phone users are more likely to put out, apparently iPhone users are too busy waiting in a line to have sex."
"An opinion without 3.14 Is just an onion... DEEP"
"It's me Goan Goan who?...... Goan fuck yourself"
"Decent One Liner! A seal walks into a club."
"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"""NOAH. YOU WILL BUILD AN ARK"" k ""NOT ""K"" THIS IS IMPORTANT"" Sorry ""THATS OK. TAKE 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON IT"" Even fish? *THUNDER* ""NO NOT FISH"
"How do you know if someone went to Harvard? They tell you."
"If you want your wife or girlfriend to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep."