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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if your wife is dead The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."
Next Joke
"What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes."
"Do you guys ever bite your tongue by accident? Do you guys ever hit a homeless man then just keep driving?"
"Help, I just sunk the wrong submarine and I need legal advice Whoops! Wrong sub."
"Praying is a lot like masturbation. It feels good to the person doing it but does nothing for the person being thought about."
"Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true."
"Ever been in the shower, already late, when you feel that colorectal peristaltic action and think ""Damnit, I don't have time for this shit!"""
"What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry"
"Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point."
"COP: Freeze!!! EXCEL: LOL no problem"