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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself? Bono-y-Bono"
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"Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card."
"I have a step-stool and never met my real stool"
"Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea."
"[first date] DATE: I think cat people are psychopaths ME: *slowly pushes date's coffee off table*"
"Just got home to find the doors ripped off and everything gone. What kind of bastard could do that to my chocolate advent calendar?"
"What was Bin Laden's favorite Football team? The New York Jets"
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.K. Rolling"
"why is it hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac? because they always take things literally!"
"How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? He spits on *your* back!"