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Joke of the Day
"What is a catchy Girl's name? Answer: Annette"
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"If I would brush my teeth as vigorously as the people in the toothpaste commercials do, my sink would look like a murder scene."
"People are so wary of technology still. I grew up living directly under high power lines & only have 1 sentient mole that orders me to kill."
"How does an accountant relieve his constipation? He works it out with a pencil"
"What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros? Hodor"
"Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!"
"""Son of a bitch, what are you doing? I just brought you that."" (most dogs during fetch)"
"A hobbit walks into a bar It was very low down."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !"
"Confucius say to quiet the herd One must shut the flock up"