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Joke of the Day

"I like racists jokes the same way that I like black people I don't like racists jokes."

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"80% of readers won't understand this...and the rest 20% will be condescending. How do you confuse Pareto? Tell him you belong to ""the"" 20%."
"""You're a unit of power Joe."" ""I'm a Watt?"""
"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"