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Joke of the Day

"If my blood type is A+, can I use that for my GPA? Also how many credit hours does it count as?"

"Why can't a T-rex clap? Because there extinct."

"What meme do Uber drivers hate? Do you even Lyft, bro?"

"I saw this one guy really, really beat Bobby Flay It was his ex wife's lawyer."

"I had sex with a waitress and it was terrible. She just wanted the tip."

"Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot."

"What is the difference between the USA and North Korea? One is of them has a great leader!"

"Why do you always see Santa with a full sack? Because he only comes once a year!"

"How do you fit 4 gay men on a barstool? Flip it over."

"How to tell if your house is haunted... ...it isn't."