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Joke of the Day

"If my blood type is A+, can I use that for my GPA? Also how many credit hours does it count as?"

"Ladies: To see how a guy is in bed, watch him put on a shoe. Does he just cram his foot in? Or does he lick the shoe fully then gently enter"

"You know what's the saddest part of North Korea getting hacked? It won't get to see this."

"*drinks milkshake* *runs to yard* *sifts through all the boys* *sighs* *puts up more posters for missing son*"

"You know what's a good joke? The CSS of this subreddit"

"Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died? Because he was the rightful heir"

"I went to Africa and spoke with the people there... It just clicked."

"Just smiled at a stranger. So how does this work, will I get a direct deposit in my account?"

"I hear Paris is the bomb this time of year People are just dying to be there"

"If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black."