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Joke of the Day

"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] www.reddit.com"

"Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It's a real pain in the ass."

"what do you call a weird camel? A wamel!!! Made my 6 year old laugh anyway!"

"""Nurse, I need 10 cc's of fluid, a scalpel and 100+ retweets about this kid from a celebrity on Twitter. STAT!"" - 2013 doctor"

"You want to know a ironic statement? My mom was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab."

"How do you discipline your pet rock? You hit rock bottom!"

"I'm sure everything will be fine. I'm sure of lots of things that are wrong. I'm highly fallible."

"A creepy man is dragging a little girl into the woods. \- ""I'm scared, I'm scared!!"" she's crying. \- ""Stop crying. You think it's easy for me, ha?! The way back I'll have to do by myself."""

"Why are Mistborns always so thin? Because they're always Burning calories!"

"Cash grant After helping his mom over the weekend, a boy receives a $50 bill from his mom as a reward. He goes to school on Monday and declares: ""I just got a cash Grant!"" wa..wa..waaaaaa"