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Joke of the Day
"How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? Trying to read her own lips."
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"What's something that some people don't get about jokes with sexual innuendo? That it's a fucking joke."
"So this crazy guy starts talking to me on the train... ""Is this the train to heaven?"", he asks me. ""No"", I say. ""Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"", he replied."
"Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls Because all I hear over there is booo hooo"
"when nothing goes right... go left"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a stick? I don't have a stick up my ass!"
"Why did Tigger shoot Pooh? He had an itchy Tigger finger?"
"My dad was a good man, he raised five boys.... Without the rest of us knowing"
"Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry."
"What was the jew doing in the ashtray? Family research."