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Joke of the Day

"Me: But babe, my doctor said I can't have sex after giving birth. Babe: She's 11.."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. ^^^^^Sorry"

"Did you hear why the energizer bunny got sent to jail? He was charged with battery"

"What did Beyonce say when Jay-Z refused anal? If you liked it you should had put a ring muscle on it!"

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist."

"There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don't like them."

"The man who kept describing things as ""Smooth as a pig's butt"" has apparently had different life experiences than me."

"So I woke up to a blowjob this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep with my mouth open"

"Why is PMS called PMS? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was taken."

"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ."