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"I like to cry sometimes so people think I know how to chop onions."
"What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!"
"A different Roman walks into a bar... Hey cousin, want to go bowling?"
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is monogamy."
"The closest I've come to a threesome is watching my wife and the nurse roll their eyes at the same time while I'm getting weighed."
"What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common? Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right."
"Let's name him something that will make children smile ""How about Santa?"" Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him"
"What is the most faithful insect ? A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !"
"Have girl problem? Feel bad for you son. I live in Russia. Have 99 problems. Bear ate car. Wife ate bear. Son ate wife. I eat son now?"