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Joke of the Day

"What is the plural of y'all? -What is the plural of y'all? -Y'alls? -All y'all."

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? ... you pick him up and suck his dick."

"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"

"Whats the most common work of fiction? The average persons resume"

"Oh, I see you're an extrovert. Sorry, we can't be friends. I already have a friend who's an extrovert. One of you is enough."

"ME: [whispering]""Yes, 911? Someone's breaking into my house!"" 911: Stay calm. Do you have an address? ME: ""um no. I have on pajamas"""

"What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down? A cow."

"What does a paedophile do at the beach? Lilo."

"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."

"Pizza is like sex When it's good, it's the best. When it's bad, it's still pretty good"