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Joke of the Day

"Remember to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time."

"I found a wallet today, and as a practicing Christian, I asked myself ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine."

"[chicken buying a car] Salesman: Hop on in! You're gonna love these bucket seats. Chicken: OH GOD"

"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo"

"What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not? Democracy"

"How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries."

"How are a roof and quantum physics the same? They both go over your head."

"Red sea. Dolphins for some reason can't stop vacationing in Japan. Seriously, who told them that the coast was to die for."

"Brazil - Germany Football Game Ok, I see Germany scored a touchdown and point after, but how the heck did Brazil get 1 point?"

"Good chance of showers today. -- Bathroom Forecast."