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Joke of the Day
"Good chance of showers today. -- Bathroom Forecast."
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"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!"
"What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"
"Idea: Pepperoni staples for when the cheese keeps sliding off your pizza"
"An American bartender, an African bartender and an Asian bartender walk into a bar. And they start working right away. Damn, what a busy night.(:"
"Just seen a midget struggling carrying a TV to his car. I said "" You need a hand with that flat screen mate?"" He said ""Fuck off dickhead, its an ipad"""
"Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work? His loving knife."
"Why was the dog shaking? He had Barkinson's"
"How do you get Dick from Richard? Buy him dinner first."
"There are two types of people in this world: Those that pee in the shower....and dirty fucking liars."