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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for people who work at German supermarkets. They have to deal with Deutsch bags all day."

"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tyred. Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom."

"The person that invented toilet paper is easily the most under-appreciated hero in human history"

"Did you hear about the obese millionaire? He has a four chin."

"My sister didn't believe me when I said I could drive spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"I don't mean to brag, but instead of teaching a man how to fish, I just gave him a bunch of things to do when life hands him lemons."

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"Just realized the laundry detergent has been in the refrigerator for 3 days, in case you're looking for a business manager."

"I was gonna go as myself for Halloween this year... But after Trump's comment, I think I'm gonna get grabbed a lot"

"Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9."