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Joke of the Day

"My sister didn't believe me when I said I could drive spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!"

"A dyslexic bank robber... Runs into a bank with a gun and screams out waving his gun around. ""Every mother sticker put your hands up with is a fuck up!"""

"If I knew then what I know now, I would have been a really creepy, sexually frustrated toddler."

"Why did the vacuum get a raise? Because it sucked at its job."

"Why is Biotite the hottest mineral? Excellent cleavage."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa? Santa stops at 3 'Ho's'"

"If a powerlifter has weak legs... does his coach put him on the Bench?"

"Did you hear about the new gourmet cereal chef? His name is Golden Grahamsay."

"I don't know why people call Donald Trump inexperienced He used to remove black families from their homes all the time."