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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat when she had turkey at thanksgiving She ate the whole damn country"
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"judas: honestly jesus is the coolest dude ever i hope he lives forever jesus: worst movie ive ever seen? Space Jam judas: yo what the f"
"I've got some good news and some bad news... You've won a free trip to Cairo!"
"George Washington Where does George Washington keep his armies? In his sleavies!"
"Randomly screaming and moaning in agony is a great way to get a seat by yourself on a packed bus."
"An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something. After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, ""You cannot be Sirius!"""
"Did you hear about the guy that used ivory butt plugs? He suffered from elephant-tight-ass."
"I never wanted to believe that my father was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"What's the difference between a dept. store Santa and a male prostitute? I've never been employed as a dept. store Santa."
"LPT: If you ever find that your hard drive has been wiped, don't worry! Just call the NSA, they'll have have all your information backed up"