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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!"
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"At the Apple store waiting for a snotty Genius Bar guy. Thinking about how a ""crowbar"" has nothing to do with crows either."
"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, thefaucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."
"Came up with this on a long car ride What's a skeleton's least favorite game? wishbone"
"knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!"
"How do people in wheelchairs propose?"
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from camp."
"Dolphins don't do anything by accident.. Always on porpoise."
"Don't ask the Norse professor about his old subject... It's a Thor subject. And he still doesn't want to Friggen talk about it."
"Apple Watches your money go into their pocket."