26672
Joke of the Day
"Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!"
Next Joke
"I made a Freudian slip at the dinner table the other night.. I meant to say to my mother-in-law ""Could you please pass the potatoes?"" But instead I said ""You stupid cow, you have ruined my life."""
"ople who say they'd go back and change things in their life if they could are pussies, you don't get this awesome without the shitty parts"
"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."
"A blind man walks into the bar... And the table... And the chair..."
"Irony My friend was trying to explain to me that I don't understand the concept of irony... which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."
"A tourist asks a Scottish villager ""Do you have a local attraction?"" ""We used to- he answers- but she got married."""
"When I think about you, I touch myself. In the face. With my fist."
"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."
"""I'll take movies for $500 Alex"" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter ""You gotta be kidding me"""