201625
Joke of the Day
"What's that worthless little piece of skin around the vagina called? The woman."
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"How do you determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes"
"It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat."
"It's 2012. We're supposed to have flying cars and stuff. But no... Just pajamas that look like jeans."
"A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say ""I think we lost them."""
"Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones."
"How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet."
"It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids."
"Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube? Because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit."
"2 Scientists walk into a bar... The first one tells the bartender, ""I'd like some H2O"" Upon hearing that, the second scientist says, ""I'd like some water too. Jimmy, we're not in the lab anymore..."""