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Joke of the Day
"WHAT'S BETTER THAN A ROADMAN!!!!!!??? A ROADMAP!!!"
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"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come home from camp."
"If you're keeping score in your relationship, I promise you, you're losing."
"I lost my girlfriend recently. Then the topic moved away from science and she was fine again."
"What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before? Vir-jeans"
"""Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" -a very curious play goer."
"Even though I'm a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test."
"I was feeling very depressed the other week. I went to my psychiatrist and told him I was suicidal. He asked me to pay in advance."
"What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks"
"This vacuum has amazing suction but no respect for my safe word."