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Joke of the Day
"You're so fake, even China denied they made you."
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"Did you hear about the french man who got raped by a group of mimes? They did unspeakable things to him."
"Why did osama kill his wife? When he lifted her skirt, he saw *bush* ."
"What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home? Get in the Karma."
"Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go."
"Man who farts in church... ... sits in own pew"
"Why is Light Beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water"
"I've got ten texts msgs today asking me for sex tonight. I wouldn't have minded, but I've borrowed my girlfriend's cell phone for the day."
"It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to Hitler. Hitler was a decorated war hero and qualified leader."
"Why do Meth Heads like to do it doggy style? so they can both stare out the window."