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Joke of the Day
"An English man asked an American how he liked his tea The American replied, ""in the harbor."""
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"Is your business interested in reaching a larger and wider audience? Pm me for my ex wife's email address"
"I'd like your advice on this, as long as it agrees with what I already did"
"Once an American asked a Mexican.. ""What separates dogs and Mexicans?"" The Mexican said, ""A border""."
"Germany Cracks Down on Muslim Sex Attacks By Giving Girls No' Tattoos Other choices include ""No Anal"" ""No Creampies"" ""No Bukkake"""
"I forgot my work ethic at home today, but I did remember to bring my shenanigans and debauchery."
"Oh, you're a fan of The Chainsmokers? Name 3 chains they've smoked"
"Do you hear about the 2 Irish gays? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."
"I'm diabetic, and I can't eat sweets It'll cost me an arm and a leg. (It's ok for me to post this, cos I am actually a diabetic)"
"Why is it fun to date teachers? Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again ;)"