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Joke of the Day

"How did the writer pop the question? He per-prosed"

"Pro Tip: If you're on a fishing boat and someone calls you Chum, they're probably not being friendly."

"A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar... The bartender asks, ""What can I get you Mr. President?"" ;-P"

"Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's? They always get lost at C."

"Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."

"Did you know John Denver had dandruff? Yeah, after his plane went down they found his Head and Shoulders washed up on a beach."

"Cinderella is my favorite story about choosing a spouse based on shoe size."

"What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job? A Defective!"

"I have a Stepladder.. I never knew my real Ladder"

"How did the shrimp eat all the fish food? shellfishly"