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Joke of the Day
"How did the writer pop the question? He per-prosed"
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"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you..."
"Have you ever gotten shampoo in your mouth while singing in the shower? Turns into a real Soap Opera."
"(New version) How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, one to genetically engineer people small enough to fit in a light bulb, and two to do the rest."
"Life of a chef must suck. All your work eventually turns to shit."
"I have high blood pressure, but my dogs don't. So, from now on I'm only getting upset about squirrels and mailmen."
"*seductively moistens your lips with the meatloaf"
"Q: What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula? A: A hick-UP"
"What's your favorite dirty joke? Mine is: Wht do Jewish men have their sons circumsised? Because they know Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off."
"Dear movies, We'll never be upset to the point of throwing expensive jewelry at the bottom of the ocean. Never. Sincerely, Women"