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Joke of the Day

"(New version) How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, one to genetically engineer people small enough to fit in a light bulb, and two to do the rest."

"I would give 10 to most jokes here On a pH scale, cause most of them are just Basic."

"What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog."

"Kids are like smoking cigarettes. I love them for about 5 minutes a day, until I realize that they are slowly killing me. Jim Jefferies"

"What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture."

"How does Mario talk to the dead? With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes."

"The raw footage of SPACE JAM is mostly just Michael Jordan running around and talking to no one in an empty gym."

"apparently pharmacies think theyre grocery shops now. selling food product instead of focusing on exceptional pill service. Get real, punk !"

"[sanitation worker knocks at my door] The amount of McDonald's related trash we're collecting from your home each week has us concerned."

"Don't pollute the Earth... ...it's not Uranus."