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Joke of the Day

"they probably named the Rocky mountains first and then saw all the other mountains and were like ""oh"""

"What has three feet but no legs? A yardstick."

"In my most recent study, Ive found that saying ""I'll have a chicken pot pie, extra pot"" to KFC employees gets a laugh 4 out of 10 times."

"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"

"I made up a new word Plagiarism"

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

"Why do marble statues look so mean? They have hearts of stone."

"What did the liberal say to the chicken? Nothing. He's dead. He was shot and killed in a home invasion and did not have any guns to defend himself. Sarah Palin 2016"

"Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next bus..."

"I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers... B9"