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Joke of the Day

"Trump is ordering an investigation into his own claims of voter fraud Can he start with the frauds they keep putting in front of the voters?"

"What did saitama draw with a pen and a ruler One punchline"

"In Russia I like my coffee the way I like my women..."

"I joked about a robot uprising until I waved at an automatic paper towel dispenser and nothing happened. THEY'RE EVOLVING INTO PRETTY GIRLS!"

"I just gave up reading a bad book on lock picking couldn't get into it at all."

"What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"Seven days without Mexican food.... Makes Juan weak."

"What do you call a guy who screams, ""I love you, mom!"" every time he climaxes? Me."

"""We have a new product, it washes hair but it needs a name"" Shamcrap?! ""Awful"" Shampoop?! ""Get out!"" Shampoo? ""Genius!"""

"What's crude and beneath most Canadians? America"