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Joke of the Day

"One man went to Reddit assuming it as a hotel One man went to reddit assuming it as a hotel and asked: what to eat ? Admin Replayed: Subreddit and guidelines Man: Give me one plate each HA Ha Ha"

"What's black and white and red all over? The slowest zebra."

"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out."

"Fun Date Idea: Find a balloon, forget about the date, you have a balloon now."

"Have you heard of the new sex scandal in the church? They're calling it Jesus fucking Christ"

"The kids love this one! Why does Santa have such a Big Sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"A Poem Roses are grey. Violets are grey. Lol, I'm a dog."

"How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what you want it to change into..."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. And that is ***not funny***."

"[restaurant] WAITER: [brings bill] ME: I got this DATE: Thanks ME: [gets out piggy bank] [hits it w/ hammer] [it is filled w/ bees] ME: RUN"