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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates.... It doesn't last too long for fat people."
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"Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man his son and his grandson."
"double midget jokes god save me When to know to kick a midget's balls? Ans - When he's next to your girlfriend and he says ""Her hair smells nice."" What do you call a midget vampire? Ans - Cocksucker."
"Nice try, self check out lanes. There's not even any mirrors."
"God: okay I need to create something to fill the dark empty void in the meaningless lives of unmotivated people [creates Twitter]"
"Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father ""Pop what's a millennium?"" ""Well"" he muttered ""I think it's something like a centennial only it has more legs!"""
"What did one casket say to the other? ""Is that you coffin?"""
"I used to be a cross dressing fireman... ...I kept getting a ladder in my tights."
"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave it to her."
"What do you call a woman with big tits who doesn't make sandwiches? A compromise."