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Joke of the Day
"My GPS sighs and rolls its eyes every time it says ""Recalculating""."
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"No, No, people. It's okay. I can make racist jokes. One of my best friends is a racist."
"What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone? An oncologist"
"Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster."
"Magic Johnson is one positive individual."
"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."
"Did you hear about that invisible penis? It came out of nowhere..."
"doc: how is your headache? she: he is doing fine."
"what is michael J. Fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake"
"""I can't believe it's not butter!"" could be a disappointed statement as well. I'd like the context before I buy."