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Joke of the Day

"what is michael J. Fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake"

"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"

"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To get back to the first shop we went to 4 fucking hours ago!"

"""Settle down. You can play Whac-a-Mole when the man with the neck tattoo uses up his tokens."" Chuck E Cheese is such a special place."

"r u a sheep becus ur baaaaad"

"Why are cats against abortion? Because they're CATholic"

"Did you hear about the guy who went to Halloween with a potato in his pants? He went as a dictator."

"what's 6 inches long 2 inches wide and drives a woman wild? money"

"Everyone wants to see fifty shades of grey Being colorblind fucking sucks!"

"Be careful what batteries you use. My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps going and going."