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Joke of the Day

"In response to /u/WisestAirBender, ""Backwards"" is also a palindrome. ""Backwards"" spelled backwards is ""Sdrawkcab"", which is still backwards."

"The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each. It was his meson scene."

"I was born upside down My nose runs and my feet smell"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender says would you like a beer? Descartes says ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."

"Someone should check on Tyler Perry. He hasn't released a movie in like a week."

"I was going to tell a joke about the earth... Then I realized it was pretty terrable."

"The ironic thing about the original Scooby Doo adventures was that the only real supernatural phenomena they encountered was a TALKING DOG."

"Two men walk into a bar. The first says, ""i'll have some H20"". The second says, ""sounds good, I'll have some H20 too"" The second man [died](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide)."

"Hey girl, are you a Marxist revolutionary? Cos I'd like you to seize control of my means of production."

"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."