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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!"
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"What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ? Namaste"
"Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!"
"What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common? They're both interested in whips and chains."
"Why did the peasant have poor judgement? He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks"
"Your penis is so small it could fit inside a 1948 donut hole"
"Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead. Me: Ok. Me: Can you please pass the beautiful sauce?"
"did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater? It's amazing. I didn't even know they could knit! waaaaaaka waka."
"Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out."
"Whenever I see people exercising early in the morning I think, ""Wow! I'm so impressed I'm up this early!"""