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Joke of the Day

"I hate having to go to the Starbucks 2 blocks away cuz of the horrible dates with all the baristas at the Starbucks 1 block away."

"[staff meeting] PRINCIPAL: ok guys, we built a room to hold our P.E. class. what should we name it? [Jim slowly raises his hand]"

"I donate all our garbage to Goodwill because who knows what those bums might have use for."

"Back in the good old days when... Men were men... and boys were men. and women were men..."

"Why do they call it the XBOX 360? Because you turn 360 and walk away!!"

"You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes-minded."

"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being."

"What would you call a bisexual black man? Vinegar"

"Obama is the first president to visit a federal prison. Hes also the first black man to be let OUT of a federal prison"

"What do you get when you run over a goose? Goose bumps."